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Testicles Quotes: "I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind."

I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind.



Testicles Quotes: "A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed."

A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.




Testicles Quotes: "A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied."

A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.



Testicles Quotes: "If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."

If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.




Testicles Quotes: "Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles."

Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles.



Testicles Quotes: "The composition of a tragedy requires testicles."

The composition of a tragedy requires testicles.



Testicles Quotes: "Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?"

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?




Testicles Quotes: "I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian."

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.



Testicles Quotes: "If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out."

If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out.



Testicles Quotes: "I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design."

I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design.



Testicles Quotes: "If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble"

If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble



Testicles Quotes: "My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow."

My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow.




Testicles Quotes: "A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)"

A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)



Testicles Quotes: "The Democrats are the people who willingly allow their testicles in a lockbox somewhere."

The Democrats are the people who willingly allow their testicles in a lockbox somewhere.



Testicles Quotes: "In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take a bull by the horns, not by, um..."

In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take a bull by the horns, not by, um...



Testicles Quotes: "One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified."

One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.



Testicles Quotes: "What in the name of Zeus's testicles?"

What in the name of Zeus's testicles?



Testicles Quotes: "I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain."

I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.



Testicles Quotes: "Boris [Johnson] and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum]."

Boris [Johnson] and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum].



Testicles Quotes: "You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself."

You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.



Testicles Quotes: "Constructing passive sentences is a way of concealing your own testicles."

Constructing passive sentences is a way of concealing your own testicles.



Testicles Quotes: "It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles."

It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.