Marriages are more likely to fail when one partner not only does not mirror the other's expressions of happiness, but instead shows expressions of contempt.

A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.

We are different because our brain is wired differently. This causes us to perceive the world in different ways and have different values and priorities. Not better or worse - different.

Brain surgeons earn 10 times that of a general practitioner... it pays to be an expert.

A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.

To ensure marital bliss, a man needs to be 1.09 times taller than his partner.

We prefer to find mates who are roughly as attractive as we are, which means they are more likely to stay and not look for a better offer.

Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better

The sharpest criticism often goes hand in hand with the deepest idealism and love of country.

As for reading, I wish I had a magic door to a library where I could go in, read for days and days, and come back in the same minute I left. I'm still looking for the door.

My mom didn't let me play video games growing up, so now I do. Gaming gives me a chance to just let go, blow somebody up and fight somebody from another dimension. It's all escapism.

Hold'em is a game of calculated aggression. If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good enough to raise with.

I used slam dunking as a tool for intimidation.

The essence of greatness is neglect of the self.

When they give you things, ask yourself why. When you're grateful to them for giving you the things you should have anyway, ask yourself why.

The Vedas inform us that because God is absolute, there is no difference between God the person and His holy name; the name is God.

Maybe there is no one perfect person and anyone you end up with will eventually make you think there’s someone better out there.

Can I go forward when my heart is here? Turn back, dull earth, and find thy centre out.