Sins may be forgiven through repentance, but no act of wit will ever justify them.

Those men who destroy a healthful constitution of body by intemperance as manifestly kill themselves as those who hang or poison or drown themselves.

Nothing is truly infamous, but what is wicked; and therefore shame can never disturb an innocent and virtuous mind.

There is no dispute managed without passion, and yet there is scarce a dispute worth a passion.

If attention was a product on the market, a lot of people would spend their entire savings on it.

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.

I think I'll name her Amber - for the colour of her father's eyes.

I am alone in possessing a key to this barbarous sideshow.

The Russians did much bigger space launch vehicles for launching satellites and for getting men in orbit. They did that much sooner than America because America was very good at something else.

I blinked and I cured my brain.

Ancient stars in their death throes spat out atoms like iron which this universe had never known. ... Now the iron of old nova coughings vivifies the redness of our blood.

Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.

Turn you situation over to God because He can do more in a moment than you can do in a lifetime.

I find it funny that people now come up to me and say, 'Wow, you are absolutely gorgeous. I'm like, 'I was beautiful before I lost weight. Egotistically speaking, I thought I was amazing.'