Sinatra’s idea of paradise is a place where there are plenty of women and no newspapermen. He doesn’t know it, but he’d be better off if it were the other way around.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

The only way to get over the pain is to face it, embrace it, hug it and learn the lessons embedded within it.

Mortal fate is hard. You'd best get used to it.

A thing which is not in esse but in apparent expectancy is regarded in law.

Art does not reflect what is seen, rather it makes the hidden visible.

But here I hold your dream in my poem.

The birds are the eyes of heaven, and the flies are the spies of hell.

We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.

If you put fences around people, you get sheep. Give people the room they need.

One of the great things about having been on Lost is people coming up and feeling so enthusiastic about the show and saying, "Oh it provided us so much entertainment," or "It inspired conversations."

Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more, men were deceivers ever