Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Life must be live by faith rather than fear.

Life becomes much more easier when we do what we say and when we say what we do. Having courage to be ourselves is a gateway to freedom and happiness.

To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's.

Hatreds are the cinders of affection.

I find that communication as an actor and person is an important part of who I am. And I'm really drawn into the psychology of those dynamics.

All promises are empty - until they are fulfilled.

There always seemed to be a place for God and, to me, it seemed like God was a place in the unknown side of the ledger.

I got a call from an agent to come to New York City, and write for the 'Ford Star Revue.' Because at the time there wasn't much 'national television'.

Knowing that you have working with you a force, which never yet has failed in anything it has undertaken, you can go ahead in the confident knowledge that it will not fail in your case, either.

I endeavor to keep their attention fixed on the main objects of all science, the freedom & happiness of man.