Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

For me ignorant is not illiterate or public, but is trying to review his culture ...You have to run away from them, they did not care what they read, but a number of what they read ...

In the fall, she knew it was Death who sweetened the apples.

You need to take some acting classes to learn to hide your huge crush on my husband better

As contagion of sickness makes sickness contagion of trust can make trust.

A public expectation, it has to be said, not of poetry as such but of political positions variously approvable by mutually disapproving groups.

The darn trouble with cleaning the house is it gets dirty the next day anyway, so skip a week if you have to. The children are the most important thing.

I wasn't ever a huge fan of comics. Just not one of those kids, you know?

Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!

You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.

Persecution in intellectual countries produces a superficial conformity, but also underneath an intense, incessant, implacable doubt.