She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

The sight of you is good for sore eyes.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

Invention is the most important product of man's creative brain. The ultimate purpose is the complete mastery of mind over the material world, the harnessing of human nature to human needs.

It is the same in life: sometimes it is more difficult to make a scene than to die.

I was falling in love with her, and she was falling in love with me. It was fated, decided before any of us were born, and I hated it as much as I loved it. I could barely stand it. (Eric)

Over the city lies the sweet, rotting odor of yesterday's unrecollected sins.

All you care about is how punk rock you feel when you wake up in the morning.

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

The hardest thing to do in sports, I think, is to hit a home run.

Give a kid a book, and you change the world. In a way, even the universe.

Prisons are universities of crime, maintained by the state.

Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me.