She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

The only way to find out how far you can trust a person is by wholeheartedly trusting him or her.

In doing you're not, rather in your non-doing you really are!

He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other.

Cleverness, after all, has its limitations. Its mechanical judgments and clever remarks tend to prove inaccurate with passing time, because it doesn't look very deeply into things to begin with.

Never miss an opportunity to keep your damn mouth shut.

Obedience and resignation are our personal offerings upon the altar of duty.

I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around. Lucky me, lucky mud.

We have a hunger of the mind which asks for knowledge of all around us, and the more we gain, the more is our desire; the more we see, the more we are capable of seeing.

I grew up in a dysfunctional family.

If the grass looks greener on the other side, it is probably astroturf.