Mojo Nixon Quotes

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead?

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.

Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.

I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

She's vibrator dependent.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.