Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

Big dreams and perseverance are a powerful duo.

You can't sing about love unless you know about it.

The dog is a reflection of your energy, of your behavior. You have to ask, 'What am I doing?' That's the right question to ask.

There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there. It’s up to you to find them.

Women don't like violence, But when their husbands desert them, that is different.

If I'm too strong for some people that's their problem.

In this life ain't no happy endings; Only pure beginnings followed by years of sinning and fake repentance.

Although it's admirable to be ambitious and hard-working, it's more desirable to be smart-working.

A noble mind disdains to hide his head, And let his foes triumph in his overthrow.

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