Eoin Colfer, Airman Quotes

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.

Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.

Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.

He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other.

Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you.

Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down?

Today he became a killer, or else a corpse.

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.