She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Camelot is a silly place.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Always look on the bright side of life.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

When death speaks to me, it speaks only of the beauty of life.

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.

It's not that we don't care--it's just that that we'd prefer not to get involved.

Everyone has a thousand wishes before a tragedy, but just one afterward.

Public opinion aside, it will be up to the future pope to continue John Paul II's journey to sainthood. Many of the late pope's followers believe he is already there.

You can write very obtuse and abstract lyrics, and if they want to, people are going to find something amazing that you're saying.

Silence can be defined as conversation with an Englishman

One must envision the higher life and behave as if it were a fact before it can unfold.

The right idea is the one you can't stop thinking about; the one that's in your head first thing in the morning.

A big fear of working with an actor that's never been a lead in a film before is that you're going to have to work really hard to pull a performance out of her.