She decided to make his life as terrible, tragic and complicated as possible, so that some day Percy Jackson would have a really hard time writing about it.

No one should know his entire fate. It's too dangerous and too depressing. Just keep going, do your best, and hope it's good enough. That's all any of us can do.

No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now.

But like I told you guys years ago: this demigod gig is dangerous. Don't say I didn't warn you.

I hate Hera.

If he could just have one more chance, he'd act like the man he'd always believed himself to be.

Even cats have questions – like “Can’t you see my bowl is empty?” or “Why don’t you turn off the ***! rain now?” From their perspective we are gods!

I make it a rule not to clutter my mind with simple information that I can find in a book in five minutes.

Applying sunscreen became a habit that now I use in my daily life.

Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.

You've never heard of Chaos theory? Non-linear equations? Strange attractors? Ms. Sattler, I refuse to believe you're not familiar with the concept of attraction.

The absurdist stuff wasn't terribly popular at the time I was doing it.

We have to surrender ourselves completely to the Lord with faith and devotion in Him, serve others to the best of our capacity, and never be a source of sorrow to anybody.

Working with existing pictures, like I do, you constantly think about the flood of images we are subjected to and you want to figure out how you can make sense of it.

The Governor would serve a five-year term and be ineligible for reelection.