Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.

If you caricature friends in your first novel they will be upset, but if you don't they will feel betrayed.

A boy can be two, three, four potential people, but a man is only one. He murders the others.

There are three sides to every argument. Yours. The other guy's. And the right side.

Nothing is absolute any longer. There is a choice of beliefs and a choice of truths to go with them. If you choose not to choose then there is no truth at all. There are only points of view.

There are ten commandments, right? Well, it's like an exam. You get eight out of ten, you're just about top of the class.

I'm criticized by the feminists, by the Jewish establishment, by Canadian nationalists. And why not? I've had my pot shots at them. I'm fair game.

Beauty, like male ballet dancers, makes some men afraid.

Each man creates god in his own image.

Edmonton is not the end of the world but you can certainly see it from there.

Fundamentally, all writing is about the same thing; it's about dying, about the brief flicker of time we have here, and the frustration that it creates.

It was, she had to admit, some kind of wonderful to be kissed so deliciously by the only mand who had dared play with her cat with the intention of winning.

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

I've had a lot of experience with people smarter than I am.

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

It is now firmly established that ontogeny does not repeat phylogeny

When you smile and project an aura of warmth, kindness, and friendliness, you will attract warms, kindness, and friendliness. Happy people will be drawn to you.

The United Nations is the greatest fraud in history. Its purpose is to destroy the United States.

The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive concern and diversion.

My life is nothing like my videos. I'm definitely not walking around with lots of hot women, as I am in my videos.