School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

never underestimate your dumbness!!

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.

Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.

Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer

War always reaches the depths of horror because of idiots who perpetuate terror from generation to generation under the pretext of vengeance.

The moral code of Heaven for both men and women is complete chastity before marriage and full fidelity after marriage.

The world's problem is not too many people, but lack of political and economic freedom.

Why should a man deliberately encircle his mind with needless prison walls. No man can reach highest excellence who puts limits to his own thought.

I always felt that heroes were essentially dull. Villains were more exotic and could do more interesting things.

Real pain can alone cure us of imaginary ills.

Schizophrenia is a successful attempt not to adapt to pseudo- social realities.

I'm nice because, when I was growing up, so many people weren't nice to me, and I remember how that felt. And I don't want to make anyone else feel like that. I value nice.

For those of you that never saw the Small Faces live, this is as close as you're gonna get