Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.'

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Laughter Is Created As An Expression Of Happiness And Joy Which Results In Health

David O. Russell is probably my favorite filmmaker. He's not only a great director, but he's also a great writer.

Justice is merely incidental to law and order. Law and order is what covers the whole picture. Justice is part of it, but it can't be separated as a single thing.

It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.

I recall once saying that when I had given the same lecture several times I couldn't help feeling that they really ought to know it by now.

Girls could do most things as well as boys, and some things better.

I've never understood the cult of Hitchcock. Particularly the late American movies... Egotism and laziness. And they're all lit like television shows.

Connect, create meaning, make a difference, matter, be missed.

Only one flagFlies above all the rest:The flag of universal oneness.

When told that man lives in delusion everyone thinks of himself as the exception; hence his delusion.