Sane, normal people don't need power trips. So the lunatics end up in charge of everything.

Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught.

Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice.

The fact that some religious fanatics might support a theory doesn't invalidate it, anymore than the concurrence of UFO abduction cults invalidates the notion of extra-terrestrial life.

We're so saturated with propaganda every way you look that we don't notice it. But when it isn't there, you notice.

On Earth they've forgotten how to make everything except money. But what good is it, if there's nothing worthwhile left to buy?

Interference between universes at the quantum level means that information transfer takes place between them.

Everything's gonna be alright.

Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?

Away with all ideals. Let each individual act spontaneously from the forever incalculable prompting of the creative wellhead within him. There is no universal law.

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy waters, flamenco type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy

Auditioning is always so different for different things.

When you decide to become an opera singer, it's a commitment that allows nothing else to interfere. Even your family - and I have a young daughter - has to take second place.

Books of apostates, heretics, schismatics, and all other writers defending heresy or schism or in any attacking the foundations of religion, are altogether prohibited.

I think people do want to relate their entertainment to what's going on in their lives. Not everything.

We do the right thing not to please people but because it's the only logically reasonable thing to do, as long as we are being honest with ourselves - even if we are the only ones.

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."