The fact that some religious fanatics might support a theory doesn't invalidate it, anymore than the concurrence of UFO abduction cults invalidates the notion of extra-terrestrial life.

Sane, normal people don't need power trips. So the lunatics end up in charge of everything.

Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught.

Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice.

We're so saturated with propaganda every way you look that we don't notice it. But when it isn't there, you notice.

On Earth they've forgotten how to make everything except money. But what good is it, if there's nothing worthwhile left to buy?

Interference between universes at the quantum level means that information transfer takes place between them.

To fall is not to fail. To fail is to never fall because I never got up in the first place.

Aside God, you have just one boss! That is you. You choose to be a good boss or a bad boss with the business of your life! That is you!

And where does magic come from? I think that magic's in the learning.

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.

We must take the profit out of prejudice.

Your vocation lies in the intersection of the world's deep need and your deep joy.

fretting at trouble only doubles it.

If you will assume your desire and live there as though it were true, no power on earth can stop it from becoming a fact.

By the time I was 9, I was frequently asked to play exhibitions at grand openings, fund-raisers for charities, and other special events.