Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Why should I trade one tyrant three thousand miles away for three thousand tyrants one mile away?

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

Our father taught us such a work ethic that if there's something worth doing, it's worth doing well.

I am adrenaline slammed into inertia: a fast car stuck in traffic.

Everything I do is part of my passion.

It's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes.

We're Democrats [with my father]. So, of course he would [support me]. Absolutely.

I've spent much of my life being attuned to watching for an image or a phrase that can trigger what might be a poem - could become a poem.

Most of what matters in your life takes place in your absence.

Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves.