Rumor is a vagrant without a home, and lives upon what it can pick up.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

A balanced and skillful approach to life, taking care to avoid extremes, becomes a very important factor in conducting one's everyday existence.

Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?

If teardrops were pennies and heartaches were gold, I'd have all the treasures my pockets could hold.

One big theme for me is that we have got to move from an economy built on debt to one where we save and invest in the future.

There is always enough because I died for you.

Yes, I am going into the woods; I am going into the unity of all things.

There's a guy who won't be in contention. There's another one I don't have to worry about.

From a moral point of view, there is no excuse for terrorist acts, regardless of the motive or the situation under which they are carried out.

In 900 years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important

I am driven by what I know; that the world I love is in trouble.