Ronald Reagan wasn't qualified to be governor, let alone president.

Learning is a gift, even if pain is the teacher

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

You can never have too many friends.

I'm a 'bleeding-heart liberal,' one of those card-carrying Democrats that Rush Limbaugh thinks is a communist. And I'm proud of it.

Too many actors have run for office. There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified.

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

We know what the surface of the moon is better than we know what the surface of the sea floor is.

Sometimes the pain is a startling breach that hobbles your entire soul

LIFE is simply COMPLICATED.

Angels are wonderful and exciting, and they have the appeal of beings who will take care of us and manifest God's personal concern.

You cannot have man legislating and playing God in Parliament, and at the same time believe that Allah is the only legislator.

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing.

May God have mercy on my soul for the deaths on my name and for the treachery I committed. Betrayal of God and country, what a sad and horrible thing it is.

It's no trifle at her time at her time of life to part with a doctor who knows her constitution.

If we have a common currency, the main regulator for policy in the country is the fiscal policy.

Never doubt God's desire or ability to help you.

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.