Remember this-I'm going to bring a championship to Miami. I promise.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I am treating you as my friend, asking you to share my present minuses in the hope that I can ask you to share my future plusses.

This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.

Where would the end be? Will the idea—the definition—of perfection stay the same? No. Perfection is too fickle. It’s in our nature to never be satisfied. We always think we can do more.

We might be the holographic image of a two-dimensional structure.

I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?

Reason can wrestle and overthrow terror.

Karma grows from our hearts. Karma terminates from our hearts.

The best thing you can do is to keep riding your snowboard and love what you're doing. Without a passion for the sport it's difficult to take your riding to the next level.

Try and get out into nature for even 30 min. each day to clear your head + think + walk + breathe. Great daily practice.

With Schubert, a lot of the melodies are very simple, but he's in this groove. He's in touch with his heart.