Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters Quotes

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.

This book was written using 100% recycled words.

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out.

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.

It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone’s mouth before the speaker has the chance to stop them.

I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins.

Humans had built a world inside the world, which reflected it in pretty much the same way as a drop of water reflected the landscape. And yet ... and y

It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone's mouth before the speaker has the chance to stop them.

You don't need none of that, " she said. "You need headology.

We ain’t going to curse anyone, ” said Granny firmly. “It hardly ever works if they don’t know you’ve done it.

We got the spell exactly right. Except for the ingredients. And most of the poetry. And it probably wasn’t the right time. And Gytha took most of it home for the cat, which couldn’t of been proper.

At last the magic caught, and she managed to vault clumsily onto it before it trundled into the night sky as gracefully as a duck with one wing missing.

You're wondering if I really would slit your throat. To tell the truth, I don't know either, but think of the fun we could have finding out.