Katie MacAlister Quotes

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the ends as my body careened down it to safety-- Careened. What an ugly word that was

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy "I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy

I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!

Those who play with fire should expect to be consumed by it.

You are mine, Aisling. You are mine today, tomorrow and five hundred years from now. You will always be mine. I do not give up my treasures, kincsem. You would do well to remember that.

Do blood clots get stuck in your teeth? What if someone's anemic; are you hungry again an hour later? Has anyone ever bitten you? If you run out of blood, do you shrivel up like a really old orange?

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake

I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.

What's a friend for if not to face almost certain death with, eh?

Hoo! You're like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch you - Nell Harris

I've wanted you since the moment you tried to run me over. You are unlike any woman I have met before. You are strong, and courageous, and you do not suffer fools.

A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.

You do not interrupt a man when he is explaining his master plan after having been soundly defeated. Don't you watch any James Bond Movies?

I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.

He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes?

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!”Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare

Do you have some sort of anti-derangement medication? If so, you might wish to take it.

How was I going to break it to my sister and brother that I was now a demon lord?

It is the way of women to keep us humble, is it not?

I'll drive. But don't you be turning into a dragon while you're in the car. I don't want those claws poking holes in my nice upholstery.

Too much talking and not enough writhing in ecstasy. You will commence writhing now.

He's not really my man, " I protested. One fuzzy white eyebrow rose over the lens of his glasses. "You were certainly ogling him as if he was.

No, I didn't enjoy that in the least. Do it again so I can not enjoy it some more.

I'm not at all the sort of woman who kisses strange dragons when she comes across them.

Oh, boy, " Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. "Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn.

Stop fussing over me, woman. I will be whole again shortly, and then you can resume ogling me and desiring my body.

You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire.

Are you going to last if I start nibbling at your ankles and work my way up?" "No. You might make it to my knee, but only if I think about starving children and venereal warts.

Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.