Referees are only human, I think.

You can go to the end of time, the last World Cup in the history of mankind, and the All-Blacks will be favourites for it.

The music in his laughter had a way of rounding off the missing notes in her soul.

The greatest Church is within you, and it is made of love, courage and conscience.

I try never to get too high when things are going well. I try never to get too low when things are going poorly. I try to keep an even keel.

Writing, to be memorable, must be done in a state of impassioned serenity.

Patience is that the heart does not feel anger towards that which is destined and that the mouth does not complain.

The first of my father's illusions was that bears could survive the life led by human beings; the second was that human beings could survive a life in hotels.

I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances.

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.

If you are extremely generous, greed will run away.

Nobody should go through life without falling in love.