Recalling an old magistrate's words to a young attorney, The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella; But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella.

There is nothing in the Constitution that authorizes or makes it the official duty of a president to have anything to do with criminal activities.

The President seems to extend executive privilege way out past the atmosphere. What he says is executive privilege is nothing but executive poppycock.

A leader is someone who helps improve the lives of other people.

Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn't belong to the White House aides. What meat do they eat that makes them grow so great?

I've always been worried about people who are willing to work for nothing. Sometimes that's all you get from them, nothing.

When religion controls government, political liberty dies; and when government controls religion, religious liberty perishes.

I believe in a wall between church and state so high that no one can climb over it.

A judicial activist is a judge who interprets the Constitution to mean what it would have said if he, instead of the Founding Fathers, had written it.

Political freedom cannot exist in any land where religion controls the state, and religious freedom cannot exist in any land where the state controls religion.

Humor makes our heavy burdens light and smoothes the rough spots in our pathways.

a person who does not have respect for time, and does not have a sense of timing, can achieve little.

Dearly beloved – dearly revered – dearly discovered – dearly feared – all present – all powerful – all knowing – all from the taste of tea.

The greatest crimes are caused by surfeit, not by want.

100 per cent of us die, and the percentage cannot be increased.

A Church which abandons the truth abandons itself.

You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?

I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it.

The problem with copyright enforcement is that when the parameters aren't incredibly well defined, it means big corporations, who have deeper pockets and better lawyers, can bully people.

Youth soccer is big business. If I don't win, it doesn't matter if I'm developing players, my business is going to hell.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.