Humor makes our heavy burdens light and smoothes the rough spots in our pathways.

There is nothing in the Constitution that authorizes or makes it the official duty of a president to have anything to do with criminal activities.

The President seems to extend executive privilege way out past the atmosphere. What he says is executive privilege is nothing but executive poppycock.

A leader is someone who helps improve the lives of other people.

Recalling an old magistrate's words to a young attorney, The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella; But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella.

Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn't belong to the White House aides. What meat do they eat that makes them grow so great?

I've always been worried about people who are willing to work for nothing. Sometimes that's all you get from them, nothing.

When religion controls government, political liberty dies; and when government controls religion, religious liberty perishes.

I believe in a wall between church and state so high that no one can climb over it.

A judicial activist is a judge who interprets the Constitution to mean what it would have said if he, instead of the Founding Fathers, had written it.

Political freedom cannot exist in any land where religion controls the state, and religious freedom cannot exist in any land where the state controls religion.

Fish rule the waters, but can be caught using worms.Birds rule the air, but can be caught using grain.

My brother David was a great athlete and I knew there was no way I could live up to that.

I don't even take myself seriously, so how could I possibly take Hollywood seriously?

More than once Jesus deliberately addressed certain issues that quickly diminished the number of onlookers. It was commitment that thinned the ranks.

I had a lot of fun with Frank Sinatra, because he was such a hooligan, and so to himself, he was the king, and everything was his way, and I enjoyed watching that.

I tend to think that there is a sophistication to everything at 'Saturday Night Live,' including the sketches.

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.

Do not be afraid to allow the Holy Spirit to reveal any unforgiveness or bitterness. The longer you hide it, the stronger it will become and the harder your heart will grow. Stay tenderhearted.

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes

You don't learn from smart people, you learn from idiots. Watch what they do, and then don't do it!