Professors in every branch of the sciences, prefer their own theories to truth: the reason is that their theories are private property, but truth is common stock.

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.

Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, than straight forward and simple integrity in another.

The soundest argument will produce no more conviction in an empty head than the most superficial declamation; as a feather and a guinea fall with equal velocity in a vacuum.

The art of declamation has been sinking in value from the moment that speakers were foolish enough to publish, and hearers wise enough to read.

None are so fond of secrets as those who do not mean to keep them; such persons covet secrets as a spendthrift covets money, for the purpose of circulation.

Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most men throw away.

Let those who would affect singularity with success first determine to be very virtuous, and they will be sure to be very singular.

Atheism is a system which can communicate neither warmth nor illumination, except from those fagots which your mistaken zeal has lighted up for its destruction.

Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.

The study of mathematics, like the Nile, begins in minuteness but ends in magnificence.

Fear is not my portion, limitation is not my portion for that reason I will dream massive dreams and I will continue to dream until the end of my road.

Change is the constant the signal for rebirth the egg of the phoenix.

Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.

Gettin' dressed up for court, that's a law suit

Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention?

With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can't define that as anti-Semitism.

Man errs as long as he strives.

Im married, so I tend not to hit on every girl.