Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

When introverts are in conflict with each other...it may require a map in order to follow all the silences, nonverbal cues and passive-aggressive behaviors!

A man will will never know a woman until he knows her work.

In Malta, the Wars of Religion reached their climax. If both sides believed that they saw Paradise in the bright sky above them, they had a close and very intimate knowledge of Hell.

Independence doesn't mean you decide the way you want.

flattery would be worse than vain; there is no consolation in flattery.

We do not need to be able to say what "human nature" is in order to be able to say that some training is "against human nature.

Friendship is the ideal; friends are the reality; reality always remains far apart from the ideal.

The word "emptiness" for example, is a very important word both in Christianity and in Buddhism. It has shades of meaning however, that are different in the respective traditions.

Language alone protects us from the scariness of things with no names. Language alone is meditation.

People who know what they’re talking about don’t need PowerPoint.