I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

All growth toward perfection is but a returning to original existence.

Public misbehavior by the famous is a powerful teaching tool.

The union movement has been the best middle class job creating program that America has ever had, and it doesn't cost the government a dime.

I want to print books by people in the film industry.

Many true words are spoken in jest.

I never thought of doing anything but comics, except maybe being a pilot.

The Lord is going to keep His people informed if they will listen.

To be honest, if I had to pick somebody to be related to in sport, who's better than Lance Armstrong with what he's done for the sport and with his cancer foundation?

I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything

God help the patient.