Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

Don't count your blessings, let your blessings count! EnjoyLife!

I am a queen because I know why how to govern myself.

Little minds think and talk about people. Average minds think and talk about things and actions. Great minds think and talk about ideas.

I’m trying to do better than good enough.

Marriage. The beginning and the end are wonderful. But the middle part is hell.

If a king tries to start a war, a mother should go to him and forbid it.

The simple idea that if you treat people well, the way you would like to be treated, they will do the same.

Men of all lands and climes are brothers.

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. There is nothing stronger than those two: patience and time, they will do it all.

After they remodeled Yankee Stadium I didn't feel that the ghosts were there anymore. It just wasn't the same.