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David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me."

At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.



David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever."

If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.




David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.



David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself."

I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself.




David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment."

but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.



David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally."

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.



David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "People are often frightened of Parisians, but an American in Paris will find no harsher critic than another American."

People are often frightened of Parisians, but an American in Paris will find no harsher critic than another American.




David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "My first semester I had only nine students. Hoping they might view me as professional and well prepared, I arrived bearing name tags fashioned in the shape of maple leaves."

My first semester I had only nine students. Hoping they might view me as professional and well prepared, I arrived bearing name tags fashioned in the shape of maple leaves.



David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "I was just struggling with my inner vachette and pondering the depths of my own inhumanity."

I was just struggling with my inner vachette and pondering the depths of my own inhumanity.



David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table."

Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table.



David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "Faced with an exciting question, science tended to provide the dullest possible answer."

Faced with an exciting question, science tended to provide the dullest possible answer.



David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "The way I saw it, if my students were willing to pretend I was a teacher, the least I could do was return the favor and pretend that they were writers."

The way I saw it, if my students were willing to pretend I was a teacher, the least I could do was return the favor and pretend that they were writers.




David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day Quotes: "The guilt applies only to those things that are being given away for free."

The guilt applies only to those things that are being given away for free.