People think they know me from somewhere, and then I open my mouth and they realise it's me from Birds Of A Feather.

It doesn't take much to say please or thank you.

Do I know my lines? As I'm getting older, they're getting harder to learn. The old brain cells are deteriorating.

I'm not a fan of maggots. I could never do that I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

I don't think I spoil my kids, I'm fairly responsible.

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

It would be interesting to go to Buckingham Palace. I'd just like to see what goes on - I'm not bothered about hearing any political chat.

Oh that's right Keep away from me Please give me a pushDon't let me understand you Don't realise meOr we might tumble togetherDepersonalizedIdenticalInto the terrific NirvanaMe you --- you --- me

Our hair points to the sky, the place we'd rather be....

LUMINARY, One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.

God was conceived of a most pure Virgin ... it was fitting that the virgin should be radiant with a purity so great that a greater purity cannot be conceived.

Playing with my grandfather, grandmother and my parents, I came to music pretty naturally.

Under President Obama we've lost control of things that we used to have control over.

The child saies nothing, but what it heard by the fire.

I was never upset that I did not get an Emmy. That I did get an Emmy nomination, I couldn't be happier and prouder.

I hate holidays because it's the quietest; it's the most deafening sound in my apartment.

The secretary of education does not work for the education establishment. The secretary works for the American people.