People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.

There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen the way that they were supposed to.

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it.

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

I'm better looking in person.

Would any of you like to share your career aspirations within the class? Jim?I dunno, to be honest, I was just hoping to be able to keep the demons away...

I come down to the water to cool my eyes. But everywhere I look I see fire; that which isn't flint is tinder, and the whole world sparks and flames.

I'm on top of the world, man. And I intend to stay there.

In the end, just three things matter: How well we have lived How well we have loved How well we have learned to let go

Any film is a collaborative process, you've got thousands and thousands of people working on it.

My first love is acting on stage. A sitcom is a hybrid of stage and film.

War is worthless except for ending slavery, Nazism, fascism, and communism. Other than that, war is pointless.

I hate the sin, but I love the sinner.

Explore the internet long enough and you'll see completely balls out madness there.

A creationist can embarrass an evolutionist by asking for a definition of species.