If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.

There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen the way that they were supposed to.

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it.

People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.

Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

I'm better looking in person.

If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one.

One English nobleman and statesman read and reread a particular work of literature because it was "the only book which allowed him to forget politics.

We have tools at our disposal to use or not to use…it’s a choice.

Biologically and temperamentally... women were made to be concerned firt and foremost with child care, husband care and home care.

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. If you change your thinking, you change your life.

And so for a time it looked as if all the adventures were coming to and end; but that was not to be.

It is easier to fall in love when you are out of it than to get out of it when you are in.

Trust life, trust that it will always guide you to the right thing, and be kind, be compassionate.

I have had a thousand kisses, for which with my whole soul I thank love—but if you should deny me the thousand and first—‘t would put me to the proof how great a misery I could live through.

I do not look back at what might have been. If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.