People can be a fine substitute for other dogs. But I think that if they had to choose, dogs by and large would choose the company of other dogs.

As the cherub is to the angel, so the cat is to the tiger.

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding.

What do dogs want? They want each other. Human beings are merely a cynomorphic substitute.

In truth, most of us don't know our cats.

No cat purrs unless someone is around to listen.

With all due respect to the nation's fish and game departments, more deer die because people hunt them than because people feed them.

People didn't think animals thought or remembered or had minds! They most certainly do: any pet owner knows more than a lot of scientists about animals.

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.

I ran out the door but it was to late..... i felt a sharp pain in my back as i heard the gun shoot

I swallowed hard. It was my life. And it was my choice how I decided to live it.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

Simplicity is a state of mind.

I'm in love. And I like how that feels. And I hate how that feels. Because love is an invention of fiction writers.

Too stupid to learn and too stupid to give up.

I'm not goin' anywhere, I'm right here!

We will reverse course on the heavy hand of regulation, discarding Dodd-Frank and any other regulations that advance a political agenda at the expense of jobs and investment on Main Street.

I'm talking about noise rock. I don't think that noise rock element belongs in jazz. It's not for me anyway; it just doesn't fit.