Pain is a message, and you can choose to ignore that message.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

It may seem that you are on the path alone, but the light that guides you is coming from somewhere. Trust your every step because none of us walk this journey alone.

I know many books which have bored their readers, but I know of none which has done real evil.

Bees do have a smell, you know, and if they don't they should, for their feet are dusted with spices from a million flowers.

He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city.

I'm determined to stand whether God will deliver me or not.

I started studying as an artist, but I got fed up with the fact that you can paint terrible pictures and if you explain them in an erudite way it's called great art. I thought this was rubbish.

Airs of importance are the credentials of impotence.

Greece bankruptcy will trigger a market crash. My advice: Buy Bitcoin & Gold Both will rise when the markets crash.

Never give up hope. Situations can change over night, problems can dissolve in the light of a new day's sun.

I feel like I could run for President. People often laugh, but if I set my mind to it, within the next 15 years I could be in the White House.