Pain has its reasons, pleasure is totally indifferent.

A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone.

The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

The devil follows me day and night because he is afraid to be alone.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

Art must be unaesthetic in the extreme, useless and impossible to justify.

Dada talks with you, it is everything, it includes everything, it belongs to all religions, can be neither victory nor defeat, it lives in space and not in time.

If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirts.

A free spirit takes liberties even with liberty itself.

Dada is like your hopes: nothing like your paradise: nothing like your idols: nothing like your heroes: nothing like your artists: nothing like your religions: nothing

We are not responsible for what we do; we are ignorant of our acts until we accomplish them.

Valuing knowledge above all else results in a lust for power, and that leads men into dark and empty places.

This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers.

What you love, you must love all the harder because someday it will be gone.

No global corruption scandal can be complete without mentioning Pakistani politicians.

Forgiveness is a beautiful thing. That's why I forgive Reince Priebus, that little Greek rascal.

Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.

The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.

No single thing abides; but all things flow. Fragment to fragment clings - the things thus grow Until we know them and name them. By degrees They melt, and are no more the things we know.

You want safe? Find a nice puppy you can train to come heel. Love's supposed to be scary. Because if there's no fear, there's no thrill.