If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirts.

A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone.

The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

The devil follows me day and night because he is afraid to be alone.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

Art must be unaesthetic in the extreme, useless and impossible to justify.

Dada talks with you, it is everything, it includes everything, it belongs to all religions, can be neither victory nor defeat, it lives in space and not in time.

A free spirit takes liberties even with liberty itself.

Pain has its reasons, pleasure is totally indifferent.

Dada is like your hopes: nothing like your paradise: nothing like your idols: nothing like your heroes: nothing like your artists: nothing like your religions: nothing

We are not responsible for what we do; we are ignorant of our acts until we accomplish them.

For this feeling of wonder shows that you are a philosopher, since wonder is the only beginning of philosophy.

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'emBut you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em

One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say.

Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.

Stupidity-The top of the list for Satanic Sins.

I have made "start, grow and stay" a big part of my administration.

Fish is the only kind of respirating thing that I consume. Everything else I don't want any part of.

Only he who finds empiricism irksome is driven to method.

War zones are dangerous, protests can be violent, also, natural disasters are difficult to cover, so there are going to be risks.

You can stay the same person you've always been even if everything around you changes.