Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

AZRAEL:No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

To find eternal peace, love everyone as if they are your beloved children.

Forget the camera, forget the lens, forget all of that. With any four-dollar camera, you can capture the best picture.

Alas! Man's vices, horrible as they are supposed to be, contain the positive proof of his taste for the infinite.

I recognize a lot of the things I'm going through. Like, I lose my temper a lot and I become unhinged and kind of hysterical.

There's a discipline. When you take someone's portrait, you don't have to take 50 photographs, just find that one so that when you release the shutter, that's the image that you took.

For me, with me, making a film is always about humanity.

Collective solutions to individual problems is very seductive. It's how Obama gets elected, by the way.

It is not in virtue of its liberty that the human will attains to grace, it is much rather by grace that it attains to liberty.