One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.

Seeing pictures of other places around the world makes me feel more important. Reminds me, even though life is short, there's so much to do.

Being in a wheelchair has made everyday things difficult. Things you wouldn't imagine. Like the looks I get at high school basketball games when they tell everyone to stand for the National Anthem.

A lot of people will ignore positive words when they are down and accept negative words. Those people never get better.

Sometimes when I'm writing, I wonder if the words have a mind of their own, and if they're really just using me as a puppet to manifest themselves.

Sometimes, when I'm alone, I wonder if it really counts as being alone, since I am covered in millions of other living organisms.

When a fire rises, don't be quick to worry. Find the purpose of the fire, if it's negative, water it down, if positive, feed the flames.

I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be a great electrician.

To be a well-favoured man is the gift of fortune but to write and read comes by nature.

It's better to be friends with someone that is willing to be your friend than someone that doesn't.

Behave like the flower

Do. Then talk. In that order.

I have too much respect for ballet to dare practice it. I did ask ballerina Megan LeCrone to teach me jetés. She said that was impossible but did observe that I have great feet.

.. every step of the upward way is strewn with wreckage of body, mind, and morals.

A man is a poor creature compared to a woman.

In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden

I love going somewhere like Japan where you can't understand a word of the advertising - you just see it for its aesthetic beauty, without feeling that you're being sold something.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!