One thing that does confuse me, is that there are more religions in this world than ever, yet there's only sup­posed to be one God.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

You're gorgeous, you old hag, and if I could give you just one gift ever for the rest of your life it would be this. Confidence. It would be the gift of confidence. Either that or a scented candle

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

Life is about challenges and how we face up to them and the attitude we take into every day life so hopefully we'll be able to motivate people to do more with their life.

The Islamic Republic is proud to be the target of the rage of the world's greatest Satan.

Heaven gives long life to the just and the intelligent.

You have to be afraid for it to count as bravery.

None of us could believe what Trump was doing - because no one had ever seen anyone do it that way before.

E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late.

I like to say that lighting is about taking the light away. I often like to use the shadows more than the light.