One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.

I could never learn what I'm learning at college. They don't teach it there, because it can't be learned in that way.

Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.

I was 36, and I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing.

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.

It's been five years worth of planning and negotiating to bring this to a reality.

I have always found that actively lovingsaves one from a morbid preoccupationwith the shortcomings of society.

I quote others only in order the better to express myself.

I have found that those who try to shield us from the truth, regardless of the reason, end up doing the greatest harm. Truth alone sets you free, not lies and omissions.

When in doubt win the trick.

All the things paper-thin and paper-frail, and all the people too.

If your investments are limited to this earth, you are the world's worst investor.

Every Christmas my hometown radio station would always play 'Christmas In Dixie' by Alabama. I always remember lovin' that song.

The bad one is that way because of the ignorance, therefore he can be healed with wisdom.

I am just discovering my fashion side. I have never felt anchored when it comes to fashion.