Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

I could never learn what I'm learning at college. They don't teach it there, because it can't be learned in that way.

One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.

I was 36, and I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing.

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.

It's been five years worth of planning and negotiating to bring this to a reality.

The truth about life will change this world into heaven and you into an immortal spiritual being.

Still, the seeds of change have been sown in my mind, and they will not be easily forgotten.

Depression is our way of telling ourselves that something is seriously wrong and needs working through and changing.

In your life there are a few places, or maybe only the one place, where something happened, and then there are all the other places.

I perpetuate rumors that I've dated people that I've never actually dated.

I was lucky to have my wife as the art director, and it turned out to be quite something - a great success. I'm very proud of it.

The stage on which we play our little dramas of life and love has for most of us but one setting.

A quaint conceit, don't you think?

If you go to space, you'll look down and see no national boundaries. You'll never see the gods people are killing each other over, but they're incredibly real.

The three kinds of services you generally find in the Episcopal churches. I call them either low-and-lazy, broad-and-hazy, or high-and-crazy.