I was 36, and I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing.

I could never learn what I'm learning at college. They don't teach it there, because it can't be learned in that way.

Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.

It's been five years worth of planning and negotiating to bring this to a reality.

Seek self before you venture to conquer the world. Most of what you are looking for is rooted inside you.

Keep the faith, don't lose your perseverance and always trust your gut extinct.

You can never love me.

The sad thing about Trump is that everybody is secretly really relieved he got elected, of the people I know - the professional left and academic left.

When you talk about a million bucks, if you think about it very carefully, it's not that much money, if you start to divide it. You have to figure out a philosophy as to whom you want to give it to.

You couldn't take two roads. And once you were on one, there was no going back.

Between Napoleon and his army, always choose Napoleon; because He can create another army, but his army cannot create a Napoleon!

I've written lots of songs on the piano. My mother had a piano and it was the first instrument I played

The best investment opportunities are often scary.

It's important to face down your demons.