[On love:] I have no respect for anyone who says they've given up, or that they're not looking or that they're tired. That is to abrogate one's responsibility as a human being.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

The circumstances of the world are so variable that an irrevocable purpose or opinion is almost synonymous with a foolish one.

A committed citizens can move a country.

Cause and effect is the basis of my education, leading me to an essence far more profound than any rule of societal conditioning.

Could it really be this easy to land a handsome man? If so, why didn't I try it ages ago?

I am a girl without game. I'm not interested in games. I think that, if you are someone who playing hard to get comes naturally to, go with God and do that.

Gripping. Fascinating. Entrancing. The Vesuvius Isotope is 2013's Top Thriller!

Women that are the least bashful are often the most modest.

In a word, neither death, nor exile, nor pain, nor anything of this kind is the real cause of our doing or not doing any action, but our inward opinions and principles.

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

The two things you cannot do effectively on stage are pray and copulate.