In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.

It doesn't matter who you are, or where you come from, or how much money you've got in your pocket. You have your own destiny and your own life ahead of you.

In saving Tamlin, I was to damn myself.

The most absurd and reckless aspirations have sometimes led to extraordinary success.

No one may shut his eyes to think the pain, which is therefore not visible to him, is non-existent.

A good book is fruitful of other books; it perpetuates its fame from age to age, and makes eras in the lives of its readers.

And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.

I'm convinced that there is nothing that can happen to me in this life that is not precisely designed by a sovereign Lord to give me the opportunity to learn to know Him.

Our thinking is permeated by our historical myths

One truth discovered, one pang of regret at not being able to express it, is better than all the fluency and flippancy in the world.