K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.

Created visions of experiencing unreality.

Sports is human life in microcosm.

When you win a lot, you don't learn much. With my ups and downs, it's a lot of learning.

There's a lot of rednecks in the country where I grew up.

C'mon, let's get real, real gone.

Some people have greatness thrust upon them. Very few have excellence thrust upon them.

Life is about rhythm. We vibrate, our hearts are pumping blood, we are a rhythm machine, that’s what we are.

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime is among the fine arts.

You don't make movies to win awards. You make movies because you want people to see them.

I'm sick to death of this particular self. I want another.