Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life.

So many people know about the dangers of sunbeds but when you have a busy active lifestyle you need a product that you can use quickly and doesn't streak or leave you with orange hands.

I hate feet, they're disgusting... what are they even for?

I've written this song called 'Insania' - it's a mix of Insane and Mania, and even though it's a made up word you instantly know what it means!

All fanmail is a bit of fun. We do get some nice letters and some fanatical mail too. There's one woman who thinks me and her are married and has asked when she can come home. That's a bit spooky.

What's done is done. You've got to move on. I don't want to say anything bad about the mother of my children.

It's amazing how stress keeps you trim.

There might come a point where I don't want to be in this industry at all.

It's so important to encourage the use of sun cream, tan in a bottle and the disuse of sun beds which are known world-wide as causes of skin cancer.

I cringe when I watch myself on TV.

Teach kids not to fight. Can they change taxes? I'd get rid of all the congestion charges, because they've not stopped traffic. They're a waste of time, not that I'm getting all political.

I do not know which of us has written this page.

Democracy is a festival of mediocrity.

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

People get nervous when things move to Friday. Friday has become a landscape where shows just don't do very well as business for the network.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Whenever a woman describes herself as a 'post-feminist' I picture women lashed to posts. Joan of Arc was an early post-feminist.

The only way to fight a moral war is the Jewish way: Destroy their holy sites. Kill men, women and children (and cattle).

I didn't think I'd ever be an actor.

It is the age that forms the man, not the man that forms the age.

When you become successful in any type of life, there are people who are not contributing to the motion.