Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

If we followed our feelings all the time we´d be like cats chasin´ their tails.

Love is the way to happiness.

I don't care if you're Republican or a Democrat or a Liberal, getting crucified for the way you think or believe, obviously if it's not hurting anyone, it's just Un-American.

I want to coach a team that opponents don't look forward to playing.

I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

When you get a groove going, time flies.

Poetry -- even bad poetry -- may be our final hope.

Yes, I'm afraid the life over here is very different from N.Z. but oh boy it's a grand life.

Assist a man in raising a burden; but do not assist him in laying it down.

Hear from the heart wordless mysteries.